"The first time you enter the Tanker... It was supposed to have a sound like "ei ei ei ei!" The violin was supposed to sound like from Psycho "ei ei ei!" As you get closer to the door it gets louder. And when you open the door......amazingly, behind the door, was a soldier playing the violin. [On-screen caption: The soldier was playing the background music on a violin] We called him the Violin Soldier. But it cost too much to create a violin and motion so we dropped it."

"...in the middle of [Metal Gear Solid 2: Sons of Liberty] there's a soldier that pees. In the scene, there's a soldier above. The pee is coming from above. So for the second time, I suggested not using pee. So at first, the camera is from behind, and on the second time he's doing this. [Kojima pretends to grab the waist band of his pants from both sides and pull them down to expose his buttocks] You think "Wait! Could it be... Eh?! Don't tell me that's coming next! Eh?!" [On-screen caption: Could it be...] Then the pee will come out. You'd go "Thank goodness!" This was the best joke, but no one would make it for me. Everyone was like "I'm so busy. I can't make that!""